Now here is something that really comes in "handy". The Senso Pocket Penis is a 4 1/2 inch masturbator, which you can also use as an extension (and from the looks of it, I would say it does a pretty good job of adding girth!). Take it to the office with you. No one will know it's sitting in your pocket. When it's time to take a break, just park yourself in a stall in the men's room, slip it on, and release some of the stress from your busy work day. When you get back to your desk, graciously accept the compliments you'll be getting from your co-workers about how relaxed and glowing you look. The Senso Pocket Penis is crystal-clear, super stretchy, and includes a trial-size container of lube. You'll need more lube....my guess is that you will be taking a lot of breaks.